My Car, My Lover
I know that some men love their cars but having sex with them literally is— wow, INDESCRIBABLE. Talk about being HORNY.
Anyway as they say different folks, different strokes, and now I understand why some men call their cars their babies. And just in case you’re into such absurdities, you might as well do it safely unless you want to be castrated in the process you are making out with your car. LOL
I would no longer make you wait for long because I’m sure there are some of you who are dying to know the correct way of having sex with your car. And by the way no particular car make was mentioned which means that any automobile will do as long as it has holes. LOL
But just in case it would be best to screw supercars or luxury cars at least if somebody happens to see you, you won’t be looking too CHEAP. LOL
Warning this is not safe for work, readers are advised to close or minimize windows if your supervisors are around. LOL
Jalopnik has the story. Check it out! Have fun which I’m sure you would.
